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VICARIOUSLY KILLING DAD: APPEASING THOSE ”PASSIVE SUSCEPTIBILITIES”

“I Prefer John Locke To Jesus Christ, I Prefer John Stuart Mill To Jesus Christ…I Prefer Jon Stewart To Jesus Christ” (Ayaan Hirsi Ali ) Hirsi Ali, the atheist, feminist, former Muslim,  is currently writing a new book, ”Short Cuts to Enlightenment.” Its about the Prophet Mohammed waking up in the New York Public Library and [...]

DAYDREAMING DONE & THE PRODIGAL SON

John Stuart Mill was one of the most intellectually gifted men of his generation, with an I.Q. estimated to have been 159, or better than 99.99% of the population. Yet he almost didn,t make it; suffering a mental crisis in which he contemplated suicide. The situation was indeed Oedipal, and the father its object. A prodigy [...]

CARAVANSERAI

Think, in this batter’d Caravanserai Whose Portals are alternate Night and Day, How Sultan after Sultan with his Pomp Abode his destined Hour, and went his way. One Moment in Annihilation’s Waste, One moment, of the Well of Life to taste– The Stars are setting, and the Caravan Starts for the dawn of Nothing–Oh, make [...]

”A MODEST PROPOSAL” BECAUSE SIZE DOES MATTER

”How many here have thought of converting to being a Cannibal if the setting was right ?  Do you eat healthy as a cannibal ? I mean say there is some fat people …do you go towards them to eat ? Or do you stay towards those who have more muscle and less fat. Since [...]

”F” IS FOR FAKE AND FOOTBALL

Did he or did he not touch the ball with his hand? Of course he took a dive; it had to be fake. He was allegedly hit in the shin ,but was clutching his shoulder.A Pain in the butt, but only the spectators credulity was injured.  North American notions about manliness, gutting it out, and [...]

HOLD ME MY DADDY SO I CAN LIFT YOU UP

” Hold me my daddy, I never felt lower than dirt on the floor. I say hold me my daddy, I never felt like crying oceans before. If this means war, why are we in it? Might’ve fired off a couple of rounds, I didn’t mean to begin it. If these are the bullets that [...]

300 POUNDS OF JOY: THE SKINNY ON THE FLABBY

Fat flabby annie was incredibly big She weighed just about sixteen stone And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet Now she looks like skin and bone. Do the meditation and yoga And she’s thrown away the good food guide And she’s given up the alcohol and pizzas And the pies [...]

THE HAREM, THE SULTAN, THE PAINTER, THE EUNICH & HIS LOVER

”The pressures of being prince aren’t easy in any royal family, and history is full of eccentric rulers, warped by a childhood spent under a golden thumb. But the stakes in the house of Osman were higher then in any other. Unlike other royal families which practiced primogeniture (the right of the first born son [...]

GOD-MAN SACHS and ALMIGHTY DEBT

Its easy to think the God’s must be crazy. The lack of inaction, and sense of paralysis.The line always seems to go dead. In all likelihood, the Gods may have gotten involved with Goldman-Sachs; they went long on faith and now their hands are tied due to burdensome debts. Its costly enough building a paradise [...]

AXIS: BOLD AS MARKETING WITH SULTANS, SAINTS, & SINNERS

”Which multinational brand has the biggest image problem these days? BP? Toyota? Goldman Sachs? How about Islam? Say what you will about those other entities: They don’t have to deal with the public’s fear of terrorism. Last month, an opinion poll conducted by the online research firm YouGuv found 50 per cent of Britons associate Islam with [...]